shit. im starting to sound like jiahan. anyway my abrupt opening is because of my job which is getting more aimless than ever.
now im posted to the aimless manta ray / stingray/ ray pool what ever you call it. where basically my real job entails selling fish food to tourists.
in reality, my job entails a) opening the fridge
b) smelling the stinky fish
c) do a fake smile =D =) :D : ) [ if sai met ichimaru, im sure they would be good friends ]
ok, you get the idea of fake smiles. [sai : fake smiles are the easiest ways to get out of a difficult position]
anyways. back to my job
d) collect money/ give change if any and do more fake smiles :) :D =) =D
e) recite my chant like a robot ( you clamp the food in between my fingers like this. slide the food aginst the glass, when the sting ray comes you release)
f) close the fridge door.
e) do more fake smiles and wait for the next unsuspecting tourist to get scammed ( its 3 dollars for 6 pieces of tiny sardines, i think some ppl's meals are even cheaper than that. )
anyway with my vast experience while doing my job i have decided that sales talks only work on a certain group of ppl .
a) 75% of angmohs regardless of their nationality . boujour. hiya mate. hello. hi.
b) 0.001% of my friends from mumbai, besides having an abnormal fetish for salted popcorn and insanely sweet coffee[5 packets of sugar, 5 packets of milk, my colleague niao them say they dam ma fan that 1 must have alot of salt yet this one must be dam sweet. dam ironic] , they are extremely stingy and prolly wont pay. besides they are humji too. not like westerners more adventurous. altho some angmoh females are more bold than angmoh males. [actualli if it werent for my job i would be skeptical about sticking my hand down into a tank of hungry stingrays too.]
and oh yah. some australians have phobia for stingray because of steve erwin.
c)boyfriend/girlfriend group. note: girlfriend must look adventureous.
d)family group note: wife / other family mother must nto be so humji that she/he forbids anyone from stepping near the tanks of overzealous rays who slash water out of the tank whenever they are cranky.
on a random note. my spot is actually quite a good spot since im beside the touchpool as well as the ray pool which both involves alot of bending over which means i get to see alot of ... [hint what sid loves alot]
goodies..............................................................................................................................................................
what were you thinking of you pervert. i mean kawaii jap girls =D =) :D :) some squeal kawaiiiiiiii neh~ whole day long ._. especially near insanely cute pink dolphin plushies
on another random note. i got 2 memorable/ funny customers today
a) one guy from mumbai approached me : are these dolphins or jellyfish? do they bite? *points to a nonchalent stingray
me: ...
b) one angmoh ask me : how do you get to dolphin lagoon
me: take red bus about 3 or 4 stops from here
angmoh: are they really pink *grinning
me: yah!
angmoh to girlfriend (also angmoh) : SEE? i told you!
angmoh to me( not angmoh hor ._.) : are they gay *grinning more widely
me: ...
angmoh's girlfriend :*smacks angmoh's butt
both angmoh and angmoh's girlfriend leave without buying food and grinning.
me: ...
anyway besides meeting interesting ppl and looking at rays, then looking at the clock and wished time moved faster, then looking back at the rays again and the ocasional staring at kawaii jap girls. i got insane alot of time to 胡思乱想. which made me reflect, and sigh more and regret. so if u spot a loud sigh somewhere in underwater world its me ._. and no its not about np. altho thats also filled with regrets. but that's another story
on a last random note:
on my off days i spend them either playing dota or watching heros
HIRO <3 china ="D">
heres a nice parody. x-man ripoff. iknow iknow im a narrator. i guess my power is to narrate. what? that you're suppsoed to be 15 but you look 28?
ok i guess claire and alilarter/niki/jessica is likeable as well
so is peter petrelli. guess that makes like almost all the hereos ._.
tell me what you think. nice eh?
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